At Fat Sam's we provide excellent service - even after hours

"Quit throwin' the dice, Snake Eyes"

Always work to do backstage

"Hey look at me, I'm dancing

Better be careful - Bugsy might get jealous

Takes two to tango

Just a little short sighted?

I might be called Doodle, but that doesn't mean you can draw on me!

I may be a Fool, but I'm not ordinary

Only the programme sellers could lick the Bad Guys into shape

...See!

Sorry boys, you can't join the dancers - you wouldn't suit the dresses

Never leave a gangster on his own behind the bar

Stuart, Stewart and Stuart - sounds like lawyers not gangsters

Come on boy's get it right. It's my song you know!

Have I got to show you again?

"My Name is Tallulah" - Nice try Lewis!!

I'm Fat Sam - At least I will be when I get my makeup on.